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When the woman wants everything


2007-12-20 - 54 views


A couple was walking with the car. At a moment the girl says to the guy:

- Honey, I need to you to know that wasn't an easy choice, but we can't go on like that. I believe we must divorce. I hope you don't scream because anyway is inevitable.

The guy doesn't said anything, just it speeds up to 80 miles per hour.

- We should establish who takes the kids, but I think you'll understand that only a mother can understand them. So I want the kids. You can make another family. The guy doesn't says anything, but speeds up to 100.

- Honey and I believe that you won't have any comments when I say that I want the house too because I can't grow up the kids on the street.
The guy continues to shut up, but speeds up to 130.

- And I want the car also because I have to go to work, I must to take the kids to the school...I need to have a car...but...you don't want anything?
The guy continue to speed up to 160 and says:

- I don't need anything honey! I have airbags!!!